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this is a formal apology to everyone who’s ever heard my laugh
I put my fish in time out because he kept trying to eat my other fish.
I hope that little fucker learned his lesson
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Chandler Bing Appreciation Post
um how could you not reblog
im printing this off and putting it on my door
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PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.
Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on
driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the
rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!
If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in
about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with
enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.
Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the
gutter, etc.
Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little
water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!!
No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.
Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed
of this.this honestly sounds like a fucking myspace bulletin but it’s ACTUALLY TRUE???
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let’s not even pretend there’s something worse than your mom passing you the phone for you to wish happy birthday to a relative
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